Why Aren't I Writing Supernatural?

I've recently gotten really into Supernatural, the show about two sexy brothers who hunt demons, but I have to say, something about their current mission confuses me. They're supposed to be stopping the 66 Seals from getting broken, and Lucifer from walking the Earth, and so far they've seen two and been unable to stop either of them getting broken. Meanwhile, 34 more seals have apparently been broken! What's up with that? To fill in the gaps, I came up with six more Seals the Winchester brothers failed to protect, and I wrote about them at TelevisionWithoutPity.com! Check them out, and don't you dare call it fan-fiction.

Supernatural: The Six Seals We Didn't See